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herp de derp

What one says when there is nothing else to say.
Man-"I cheated on you with your mom"
Woman-"herp de derp"
by LAbabayy May 10, 2011
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derp stick

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently
that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill
by nyysony11 November 16, 2011
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Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual
That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!
by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012
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merpy derp

A word used when a fucking idiot is speaking such as cooper carmody, sheila sweeney, jack lockett, elizabth castillo and manymore and u really just feel like murdering them sometimes bc u cant deal w those fucking idiots like mery derp, an i rightt?
Liz: a dog has 4 legs

Me: merpy derp
by Deeznutsbitchmeg February 12, 2017
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derp

One who, in an argument, takes a position, and when that position is destroyed by evidence and well-reasoned argument, acts as if the reasoned argument never happened, instead sticking to his original position while resorting to logical fallacies such as bad math, unwarranted assumptions, appeals to emotion, wishful thinking, false and deliberately misleading data and analysis, or ad-hominem attacks on his opponents. One who argues in bad faith.
Paul Ryan is a derp.

Salim Furth is derpy. Can put links here, search on yes-europe-really-is-in-the-throes-of-austerity

Avik Roy exhibits derpitude. Search New Republic. Search also Krugman blog bad-faith-and-civility-health-care-edition: "If someone says the sky is green, you prove that it’s actually blue, and the next day he comes back once again insisting that the sky is green, and this happens repeatedly, you eventually have to acknowledge that mannerly debate about the color of the sky just isn’t enough; you have to go meta, and talk about the fact that this guy and his friends just aren’t in the business of honest discussion."
by H. Rider Haggard June 7, 2013
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derp

a person who acts strange,weird, and/or random, usually quite fun to be around due to the fact that this person is an oddball and does and/or says interesting things.
derp: -randomly shouts in the middle of the sidewalk- "Who put this beaver in my pillowcase!!!!"

-friends laugh and giggle-
by chaosweapon1 March 29, 2011
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derp

1, an exclaimation made after a moment of incredible stupidity or massive failure.

2, a facial expression with crazy eyes and a stupid lip.

3, when accompanied by a " :3 " indicates happy moment, or blushing with out making the user feel as stupid as they would if they wrote *blush*
guy 1 "she's fiiiiiiine, think I'll get any tonight?"

guy 2 "she's a lesbian."

*derp*
by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011
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