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Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”
Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.
by Marriedforfourtyeightyears February 6, 2021
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90° Dap

A dap where the participants angle their fingers to form a 90° degree angle to their hands.
Yo 90° dap me
by SamuelHosIsIntoMen July 3, 2021
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Dap

Dap or dapping, is typically when someone does a simple handshake with you. Dap is an acronym for dignity and pride, basically meaning one is not better than the other and that we are side by side. This term is typically used between friends.
“Ayo bro dap me up rq im finna head out

*daps eachother up*
“Ight ill catch u later”
by clovergng December 5, 2022
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dap pen

When a fuckwit mispronounces dab pen
"yo bro can I hit the dap pen"
"it's dab pen you fucking melon"
by bigdogstevio June 7, 2024
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dapped out

One who inhales one too many dab hits and becomes unresponsive to normal sights and sounds. Verging on hallucinating from being so high.
Whooa! Look at Freak Nuts! He's all dapped out.
by Imackedurbitch January 18, 2016
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The DAPS

The Day After PoopieS generally reffering to the day after drinking or eating something bad.
Damn this DelTaco is going to give me the DAPS.
by Bobby & Mario August 6, 2007
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DAP

Daisy's dap
by Screaming and crying eeee March 9, 2022
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