daned

to bang 3 girls at once, not to be confused with the "double dane", a complicated talent that requires you to bang 4 chicks at once.

"Dude, I daned those chicks last night" - Tyler Pearson

by A pop fuckin tarts H October 16, 2008

Dane

A Dane is a type of duck, commonly linked with the fear anatidaephobia.

Wow, I feel as though I'm being watched by a dane.

by Mr Mcquackles February 19, 2017

Danea

A small and cute woman that is very clingy and lovely.

She can be a good girl or bad girl. Either way you have to spank that ass to satisfy her.

Gotta love dat danea cuz I love this bitch

by Emre089 July 12, 2017

dane cook

(Pulling a) dane cook: to do/say something that was uncalled for in an environment unappropriate to that action. In simpleton's terms, it means to be a douchebag.

Person 1: Whoa dude, did you see how Vanessa Hudgens got called out at the Teen Choice awards?
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.

Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.

by whatateenagesmartass August 26, 2009

dane cook

Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF

That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch

by Katelyn OC May 16, 2006

Dane

Fat

Dane is well fat

by Big man that's big August 11, 2019

Dane Cook

A terribly overrated comedian and joke thief whose popularity is in large part due to the teenage girl-fueled bandwagon and slick marketing of the MTV generation. This guy wouldn't have even registered in the radar 10 years ago, but since mediocrity is the norm now, his desperately-pathetic-attention-seeking form of comedy has gained him a devoted fanbase- most of them consisting of gay men, horny menstrating women and TRL-loving idiots who wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the ass. His moronic brand of humor is best suited inside alcohol-soaked fraternities or wherever else lower-IQ idiots who don't know shit about comedy congregate.

Take Jerry Seinfeld's observational schtik, remove all of the actual punch lines, combine it with Jim Carrey's over-the-top goofball antics that were mildly amusing in the early 90s, and viola = Dane Cook.

by comedyfan April 10, 2006