daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019

daley

one who can take any comment or situation straight to the gutter; one who is gutter-minded

Dude how could you possibly take that conversation to the gutter? You straight up pulled a daley on that one.

by tkillian January 9, 2009

daily eskimo

When two lesbians have sexual relations when the temperature is under 32 degrees F. One girl has her perky nipple, and sticks it in the other girls vagina, resembling a penis.

Spooner's Mom and Mike's Mom daily eskimo'd last week. It was 15 degrees.

by Two Guys With Nothing To Do December 20, 2004

Daiveyon

Someone who is tall who is big but not fat and has a big dick

Daiveyon-Some who ripped a girls pussy

by Big broody June 25, 2016

Daiveyon

Daiveyon is a man who is sexy has a big cock and dresses very good. He plays sports and is good at them. He is also a lady's man

Daiveyon is a lady's man

by Big broody June 25, 2016

Daily wack

A daily wack is the action of tugging the dragon, choking the goose, peelin' the carrot, applying the friction and loobin' it up. Daily.

Did you know, it is recommended to have a daily wack.

by Guess what... June 6, 2016

Dailene

The type of person who will browse their social media for hours and has an orgasm every time she receives a like.
She will not tolerate fuckboys. She will not tolerate your bullshit. She will not tolerate inauthenticity. Shes typically seen as the beautiful faghag who hangs out with a straight-acting gay. Dailene is a wonderful person.

Guy 1: Can't wait to like Dailene's picture again!
Guy2: Why? She's a fag hag.
Dailene: Shut up fuck boys
Guy 1 & 2 : Okay

by maydaypaydays September 20, 2017