Dad

A person who took place as the male in a child's reproductive process. A dad is a parent of (usually 2, but can be up to 6) children, specifically the male parent. Dads also just so happen to be known as Fathers. Fathers have a tendency to leave after a wife or girlfriend becomes a Mom, or a Mother via sex. However, if the father stays after a child is born from the mother, the father may also perform a move called "leave for the milk" once the amount of children raises above atleast 3, or children become annoying enough to cause the father to take off and abandon the family.

Dad: "Bye kids, I'm off to go grab the milk!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"

by Idniont April 9, 2023

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

DAD

You’ll always use this word if you are a mutual with @siswithsins in twitter and the meaning behind it is not sexual, if u know @siswithsins she always talk to sugar daddies online and it’s always makes her happy and joyful so she uses the word DAD to show you how she feels and the word is not all about her , her mutuals sometimes say( Sksksks DAD I LOVE U )to each other and this word was created to kill uwu if you have no idea

Pr1:OH MY GOSH I’M SO EXCITED

Pr2:YES DAD ME TOO

by SISTER SINS September 26, 2018

Dad

A lovely kind person who is quite like a unversial remote, he is a taxi driver, and an ATM all at once, and he can easily be won over with a cup of tea!
Father, Taxidriver, ATM, Parent, GAA Fanatic.

Daughter: Dad, will to drive me into town.

Dad: Hmm, i dunno..!!

Daughter: ill make tea...

Dad: Ok!!

by Kinky Boots October 16, 2008

Dad

The guy who is supposed to be there for you. Not the guy who hangs out with his friends getting drunk all the time, going to bars every night, getting in jail, saying he doesn't give a fuck. Thats why i call Kellin Quinn my dad. Yeah, i may not know him personally, never even met him, but i can tell you that his music, sleeping with sirens, even closer 2 closer, helps me get through it. It gives me hope. I need to meet him one day, and tell him what his music means to me.

Them:"Hey Kellin Quinn"

Me:"Hes like my dad, his music raised me"

by The Girl Who Could Fly September 2, 2013

DAD

drop a duece

person 1:i have to go DAD
person 2:don't forget to wipe

by XwaltonX October 16, 2008

Dads

A term that could be used instead of "Bro's" or a similar word.

I can't wait til the party starts. See You Dads there.

by Skankinbacon08 April 17, 2010