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custie

N. Noun derived from the word customer, referring to those who are attempting to purchase drugs. A custie is not a good thing to be. A primary goal of the dealer is to rip off custies. It is, however, their own damn fault for being so stupid.

Custies are often those who use drugs occasionally at most and are not aware of the street value of a said drug, nor of what denotes quality. As such, they are easy targets.
Example one: Hey brah, I just sold some bunk doses to some custie chick.

Example two:

Person one - They won't buy acid for $15 a hit, man. You got that shit for $6 a hit.

Person two - Dem's custies, nig!
by IcculusTheGreat August 10, 2009
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AOl customer service syndrome

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.
I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.
by Noel S December 3, 2003
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customer service

A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.
You realize this after working in a phone center for a short amount of time.
by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005
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Custard Trout

Custard Trout is a creature of myth on the internet.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.

The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.
by Robot-Bacon March 3, 2009
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Custo

Mainly a word started in Detroit for drug buyer
That custo is feining
by 313DET6MILE May 16, 2009
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Xbox Customer Support

Microsoft's Attempt at customer service for their highly acclaimed Xbox and Xbox 360 consoles. It mainly consists of Mexicans, Indians (Like Dirka-Dirka Indians, not Buffalo and Casino Indians), and occasionally the very helpful white guy. But that's if you're lucky. Don't be surprised if you get pissed with your "supporter" and he forwards you to The Head Supervisor. Which in the end is another Shitty-Speaking Mexican or an Indian who's name is Baka-Bakalaka Dirka Mohammed Jihad, or Jose. In the end, shit is either resolved due to a simple fix, or turns into a cluster-fuck of annoyance and frustration with one of the biggest electronic producing companies in the world. Also Known as Microshit. And don't expect them to actually do anything when big problems occur. They'll call you back in a couple of days and say "I am sorry Sir/Ma'am, there is nothing we can do Dirka Dirka Dirka.
Xbox Customer Support Representative- (Cheap Indian Accent) Ello my name is Baka-Bakalaka Dirka Mohammed Jihad, May I get your first and last name?

Xbox Gamer in Distress- Yeah, It's, Get Me Another Fucking Representative or I'll rip that red dot off your forehead.

Xbox Customer Support Representative- Ok sir one moment. I'll forward you to my supervisor, Jose Pablo.

Xbox Gamer in Distress-... Dial Tone ...
by Pissed off Italian February 1, 2009
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custy

Short for customer. The kids at the festival, (on your block, in your town), you REALLY make your money off of. The type of person a drug dealer makes his money off of.
Not now man! I'm looking for a custy.
by omen8 productions January 4, 2007
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