Curling

A “sport” where you sweep some ice and yell at a rock

Random guy: hey man want to watch some curling?

Me: Oh, you mean that one sport where people yell at inanimate objects?

by HeyBeter12 March 12, 2018

Curling

1)An Olimpic sport two drunk males came up with in a bar
2)A guy who wears flip-flops

1)I like to see curling
2)See that man curling

by Jojojojojojojojokokoko March 27, 2018

Curbing

The act of sitting in Panda Express and staring out the window at a curb in front of your significant other

“Hey Tony, stop curbing and order your food already!”

by Baldheadedslaphappygrandpappy July 31, 2018

cupping the cuch

When the fire truck dont stop and you grab the cuch in a cup like fashion.

Bonus points if you slip one in.

Damn bro you just cup the cuch?

Bro I'm cupping the cuch rn.

Thanks

by Duke4737 March 2, 2020

cupping the kettle

when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.

I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!

by Redhatter April 20, 2020

Curbing

An entrepreneurial job that involves painting house numbers on curbs using stencils for payment. Some curbers offer sport team logos and other symbols in addition to numbers.

My friend Travis has had a curbing business for 12 years.

by calvis June 15, 2020

Curling oot a toaldy

When you do a massive steamy shite that curls out your arse like a Mr Whipy ice cream

Waitress - Would your friend like to order dessert?

Me - I'm not sure, he's currently in the toilet curling oot a toaldy

by Supersonictittysucker November 18, 2020