cuck my sock

Alternative way to say suck my cock without getting into big trouble.

Teacher: Be quiet, you're too loud!
Student: Well if you cuck my sock I'll be quiet.

by BloatedBallSack August 19, 2014

hide the cucumber

A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.

by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010

Cuckold

A man who finds arousement in watching his girlfriend/wife having sex with another man.

Damn, gotta find myself some of that cuckold porn. I just love that feel of hate-fapping!

by fatalerror248 November 3, 2013

Cuckold

A man who enjoys watching his wife commit adultery or be unfaithful with other men.

Ben watched and filmed his wife have sex with another man. The fetish of being a cuckold.

by Urbanderp420 November 1, 2019

Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

by RedWolve September 18, 2019

Cuck Bitch

Is a person who acts like a bitch because he's a weak coward.

She told him no so he acted like a cuck bitch.

by Candycane214 March 18, 2020

cuckmobile

A vehicle used by one or more cucks to carry out their cuckery

Quick, to the cuckmobile Andrew!

by Neilson Smeilson April 24, 2020