compadre

1. Mexicans will pick two people to be God-Parents to their child. The Parents and the the God Parents are "Compadres' " The males usually use the child as an excuse to drink excessively.

2. Drinking Partner.

"Honey, I'm going to my compadres' house after work today. We're going to drink some Bud-Ice and down some shots of Tequila. Then I'll stumble home and give you that Tony Sanchez you've been asking about."

"I went to visit my compadre and God child. I had a few beers and next thing I know I'm in a pool of my own piss and vomit."

by chuy December 16, 2004

chili chomper

a racist slur used to describe Hispanics. Also spelled, "chile chomper."

"Hola, ?Como esta usted?"

"What did you just say to me chili chomper? This is America, so you need to learn to speak American there Pedro."

"!Chupa me pinga gringo!"

by Big Freeze UF April 18, 2008

chompy

The process of eating a biscuit (particularly Hob-Nobs) badly creating a large quantity of crumbs and making everyone else in the room feel sick. This also applies to the consumption of sandwiches and is particularly relevant where the sandwich contains mayonnaise. 28_F 451_.

Morris is a chompy cunt.

by Bollock-Chops March 4, 2004

comp sci help

When one helps a girl with her computer science homework for a thank-you blowjob.

Steve: Yesterday I went to give a girl "comp sci help" if you know what I mean (;
Joe: NICE
*high five*

by RyDogNerdForest March 14, 2014

Comp-wad

A computer nerd who has a vast knowledge of computers and uses his confusing computer vocabulary to pick-up chicks. A computer-was also spends a great deal of time in front of a computer screen. At school, think their bad ass when they play unreal tournament when they teacher is not looking.

1) Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how his intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

2) Jimmy: Hey Cindy want me to demonstrate you how a male-connecting plug from my laptop connects with a female socket?
Cindy: Ur sucha comp-wad...go suck on ur usb key...

by loblaws September 22, 2007

chompage

When someone sucking your dick bites down really hard, often bruising or cutting the sensetive tissues of the penis. This often occurs by accident when a someone is giving their partner "road-head" or the act of giving a blowjob to someone driving a car.

Pronounced "chomp-age"

Man, I dumped that bitch after she gave me some rude chompage!

by nixonsfinest July 13, 2010

Chompol

A kid named after his moms favorite food chipotle. A kid with a very small dick.

His mom was eating chipotle at the hospital and thought of namin his son chompol.

by Supermanhater585 October 5, 2016