cryptoflirt

A person who sends out vague flirtations. You never know if they are flirting for real, or not. It applies mostly to new people you've met, or to strangers who give you odd looks.

That girl who works at the circulation desk is such a cryptoflirt. Do you think she likes me, or just has chronic gas?

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Cryptacronnacunnalight [cronic]

The dopest/strongest weed sold illegally by street dealers...

This shit right here is Cryptacronnacunnalight cronic!!!

by Katt Williamz December 19, 2008

Crypto-fat

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).

Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.

by Art Heej February 19, 2011

Kales From the Crypt Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

The Best Cryptocurrency

The Best Cryptocurrency is an award given to the best preforming cryptocurrency coin. The award is given every year at the start of the year.

Currently The Best Cryptocurrency is Elrond eGLD a highly scalable, fast and secure blockchain platform

Elrond is the best cryptocurrency in the world

by Sffr February 8, 2021

Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008

Cryptard

Someone who thinks they know Cryptocurrencies and Assets, but know fuck-all. Generally, someone who has been in crypto form 1 day to 20 weeks only, but who are pig headed and ignorant mental pygmies.

Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.

Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.

E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.

OK, fine, invest in that ShiteCoin Cryptard. Same time, same place next week; or will you be at home crying about your losses?

No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.

Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.

Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?

by Dingus McFlaggan May 9, 2018