Crispy cream

When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut

She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!

by Plantation nigglet May 13, 2016

Crispy clean

Something that is awesome or very cool

Your car is crispy clean my guy

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

crispy critter

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.

Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.

by moonlion January 19, 2004

crispy bangs

Crispy bangs are bangs that have so much gel on, that they go crispy.

She had the crispy bangs (...) and long blond hair. (Janeane Garofalo)

by jevaincrai February 19, 2009

Crispy Papa

Anal insertion of a taquito.

"Things got a little crazy last night... My girl was microwaving some snacks, one thing led to another and before I knew it I ended up giving her a Crispy Papa!!

by Andrew 360 March 13, 2010

crispy boi

A Type of Lager that or Ale that is Golden, Filtered to Clarity, Not Hoppy, and overall CRISP.

That pleb Mason thinks that he's drinking a crispy boi but it's hazy and fucked looking

They brew the best crispy boi in town.

Pilsner Urqell is the OG crispy boi

by -TWITCHY August 31, 2018

Crispy

Slightly above average

Can describe sex, tests, or almost any activity

Something can also be above or below crispy

What did you think of the test?
It was slightly better than crispy

by alskdjfikj2342 April 7, 2010