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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
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crawling tiger

A sexual move where you are on all fours and dragging your nuts on the ground. The friction from this action causes the ballsack to warm up. The man then pounces on the woman, supplying her with warmth and affection from the nuts alone.
Omg Becky, last night when I was with Tom we were getting all kinky and shit when all of a sudden he did the Crawling Tiger. My pussy was wetter than Niagara Falls itself that night
by Durkmcgurk May 8, 2018
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crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
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Kingston Pub Crawl

A Kingston Pub Crawl is when a group of travelers (min. 3 people) turn a standard pit stop into a impromptu pub crawl. The group must visit a minimum of 3 locations that serve alcohol, having at least 1 drink at each location, while getting back on the road within approx. 30-45 minutes. Typical locations to visit during a Kingston Pub Crawl are Pizza Hut, Applebees, and Chilli's. In Canada Boston Pizza and Swiss Chalet would qualify. A Kingston Pub Crawl (aka. a KPC) can happen on a sight seeing tour, on a bus carrying a baseball team, or on a road trip with friends.
A team bus full of baseball playing idiots stopped midway through their road trip for food. Having only 30 minutes to get food and be back at the bus the three determined and ambitions members of the team attempted a Kingston Pub Crawl. Starting at Boston Pizza the three had Jager Bombs. Next they ventured to Swiss Chalet for Tequila. To finish, the fellas traveled across the street to Pizza Hut to enjoy shots of Sambuca. They did all this in time for the bus to leave - thus meeting all stipulations of a Kingston Pub Crawl.
by Anyoneseenmybat? October 7, 2011
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crawl

crawl (to lay and move hands and feet)
by thanospurplegrap April 24, 2022
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Johnny crawl fish kinda night

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
Austin’s having a “Johnny crawl fish kinda night”
by Austys November 25, 2021
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