Catching Ropes

To commit Suicide through hanging yourself.

- Have you heard of the incident at the hospital nearby?
- Yeah, I heard someone be catching ropes.
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- Got fired today. Finna catch these ropes my guy.
- Lmao, bet.

by Fordoggen October 21, 2018

Javelin Catching

Any activity of a dubious and generally dangerous, thankless and/or undesirable nature, generally left to interns or other low-ranking persons.

Phil is the staff member in charge of javelin catching.

by Stormhound September 21, 2016

SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings

Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS

by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018

critchin'

When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.

Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.

Simply put: Itchy crotch.

When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."

by anti critch May 14, 2011

Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015

Catchin chain

When you transfer from jail to prison or from a prison facility to the free world or other facility.

I'm catchin chain at 3 am. Leaving this prison to go to the halfway house. I be we will have to catch chain with some other facilities and probably stay somewhere for a night or two.

by DeNeka77 March 23, 2017

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017