Colton

The most amazing guy in the world, whose name means "from the dark town". He is very handsome, talented, creative, and kind. He makes you smile so much your cheeks hurt. He is the definition of 'perfect'.

Colton is the best!

by Petulant-Pyroxene October 5, 2016

Colten

Colten, an all around amazing person. He will make you smile even when your sad, he will make you laugh even when your about to cry, and he will calm down even if your about to explode. Having a Colten in your life is something that everyone should have and you should never let go. They are kind, compassionate, caring, athletic, sympathetic, loving, considerate, courageous, ambitious, diligent, and very intuitive. They know when your upset or sad without you even telling them and they know what to say and when to say it when you are. They love running and are always up for a card game, but watch out because colten’s are very competitive and are not up for losing. They always put family and friends first and am always thinking about the next way they can make a person smile. If you meet a Colten you should never let them go.

I wish I had more Colten’s in my life.

by Soccerdancegirl February 10, 2019

I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

Ann coulter

Bitch.

Karl Rove's burlesque-show whore

Speaks poison to unwitting neoconservatives.

The floozy whose dispicability unites both Liberals and Moderate Conservatives. Thank you Miss Coulter.

Ann Coulter is the ugly face of the neoconservatives.

by El_Haggis September 8, 2006

Colton

Someone with an above average penis but it still pleases the ladies. He is super funny and awesome. Has a great personality and can rock anything he wears

Colton's dingaling gave me so much pleasure last night!

by TGT54CDF5 May 27, 2016

Anne Coulter

1. A Neo-Nazi hell bent on White Supremecy; 2. One of the most uninformed journalists of the 21st century; 3. The Anti-Christ.

Believers in Anne Coulter support racial profiling and ethnic discrimination as viable homeland security tactics.

by Roberto Chavez March 2, 2005

Anne Coulter

Anagram given to conceal true nature: Rectal Noun

That pundit is such a total Anne Coulter.

by Albert Hall March 2, 2005