To repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. Payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one Steak and Shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc...
Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!
Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!
David calls Ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from Ryan. He asks Ryan to drive to the Junction (J2, an under-21 club). Ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.
Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.
Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.
by DeezNuttsi May 17, 2011
I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.
by Check1 November 29, 2011
*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch
Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.
by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012
We were so deep in the couch last night.
by Lisa Avery November 11, 2007
by Vdux August 21, 2007
A couch muncher is a person who takes up the whole couch while munching on tostitos or other assorted brand name chips. The couch muncher does not proceed to get up when asked.
by Kaylabrandonalicia August 16, 2005
Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006