Kurt Cobang

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-bang" in the process.

Kurt Cobang is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. When he did it, it went "Bang!" That was pretty smart of him to do that. He made a big nasty mess, too.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Cotangent

The smartest, funniest, hottest and coolest guy
Will get all the girls
mathematically, the ratio of the side (other than the hypotenuse) adjacent to a particular acute angle to the side opposite the angle.

"he is a cotangent"

by dagkja June 1, 2018

Comantled

Adjective - Describes the area within the mantles of two or more fires

Greg - Hey, the area between these two fires is comantled

Mike - That it is, Greg... That it is

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

colanated

The state of having been infused with Cola.

"This drink is well colanated!"

by heretik February 2, 2007

Catani

A small town in the middle of no where in Victoria, Australia. It has no shops (except the canteen at the football oval). It has a church, hall, football grounds, netball courts, basketball courts, tennis courts, dressage arena and a playground. It used to have a primary school and a pony club, both having to close due to a lack of students/members.

The point is, the place is tiny. There's not much to see or do in Catani. The majority of it is farming land.

Person 1 "Where the hell are we, this town is tiny!"
Person 2 "It's Catani. Don't blink - you'll miss it."

by rawr123456789101993 June 22, 2011

catan strangle

When you use game pieces to strangle a player in Settlers of Catan who repeatedly makes dick-moves and sassy in-game remarks.

If you don’t shut the fuck up I will come over there and catan strangle you until you stop breathing!

by carobthomp September 24, 2018

coank

The best gay ship there is. If insulted, Satan will find you and kill you.

“Coank is the best gay ship.”

by Death’s Shadow February 24, 2020