A methodology protocol for clandestine, deceptionary tactics of Thomas J Foolery, characterized by the act of inserting goods and services in areas forbade (rectum, vaginational cavities, and what have you nots) upon inspection by authoritarians and their happenings, ongoings, and bickerings. The term cornholoing is referenced daily in popular culture, disguised as inside hilarities, specifically by those of the redneck faction of humans. The act of cornholing is employed by factions of entrepreneurial entities known as cartels, in which they seek out unwitting members of the short bus coalition to insert goods and services into buttholes, vaginals, and cavities of unknown origins. They wrap and cover the goods and or services in plastic and oversee application of a petroleum jelly like substance in order for a smoother, less agonizing, and at times/in some cases, pleasurable insertion of the productionals (think cocaine, meth, mdma, varieties of the opiates, babies, fake ids, etc).
Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.
Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.
There will most assuredly be a plethora of cornholings with the new shipments coming in from the border.
by Yiba Jiba The April 25, 2024
Get the Cornholingmug. When one shoves an eggroll up their prison pocket and then eats it out, some people like to do it in groups, some do it alone, there are parades in china dedicated to the chinese cornhole
by Qung bou April 14, 2021
Get the Chinese cornholemug. Spending time growing a full patch of core only to use it with your partner as a sex tool. Using it to more specifically shove up your pp hole or her pp hole. (Specifically in Illinois)
by Xan-Chan August 11, 2022
Get the Cornholemug. when a person gets down on all fours, face down ass up, ass cheeks spread while their partner throws bean bags at their anus until penetration occurs
I heard once Rob Schneider enjoys a good cornholing. Yeah, they called him Deuce Bigalow: Male Cornholio
by LadyVenom March 31, 2023
Get the Cornholingmug. Salty Cornhole is when you use a salt shaker and sprinkle some on your dick and fuck someone in the ass.
Cromagnum: Last night this old lady let me salty cornhole her.
Hatchet: Thats what im talkin about brah!
Hatchet: Thats what im talkin about brah!
by Dirt Magurt August 17, 2016
Get the salty cornholemug. Action derived from the recreational game of the same name where individuals attempt to out wit each other with subsequent puns or corny jokes.
Me: This girl I met on Tinder and I got into an intense match of cornhole while texting earlier.
Friend: The game would have ended sooner had you all not been texting at the same time...
Friend: The game would have ended sooner had you all not been texting at the same time...
by HPwins10pts4Gryffindor June 12, 2018
Get the Cornholemug.