Coof

Sexy, cool, hott

You are soo damn coof!

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Coontz

The most amazing stretch of pavement in the world. It is located in Washington State and is completely amazing. The street sign will always live in infamy. A place where anything can happen. The meaning of life is to see that sign and once you do you will never be the same again.

"Holy shit Nichole do you realize where we are at?"
"Yeah Megan it's COOOOOOONNNNTTTTZZZZ!!! omg coontz omg my life is completed"

by patch05 February 19, 2009

coft

1. Cheese On F***ing Toast
An exclamation or declaration, either just randomly expelled from the voicebox or to declare your love for this wonderful concoction god has blessed us with.

Hurrah for COFT, it got us through the war!

by Rosieandmattknow November 2, 2006

Coolthentic

A word for geeks who neither understand the meanings of the words 'cool' or 'authentic', but need something to validate five hundred long post forum discussions on shoes for a fantasy setting.

"Those shoes are about 3 years out of the correct time period, but might just be coolthentic enough to work"

by HorseSizedDuck December 23, 2012

Comfty

How illiterate assholes say comfy

My new tuggie is comfty. It really holds my one testicle well.

by Billy1289 September 17, 2018

coofy

Being goofy in a cute way. Cute + Goofy = Coofy

Mr. Dan is so coofy.

by Shane-r October 30, 2007

Coontact

This phrase is completely unfounded and I feel sorry for any individual that feels the need to degrade people based on their race. If anything, you racist bastards should be bound and tied. I can't believe that as far as this country has come, we still have individuals as ignorant as the one that posted this definition. So please, return home to your trailer park and engage in more krakatact. You worthless piece of dog shit.

Example: This definition of coontact sux.

by Rich Nigga October 23, 2006