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Adam said “I would have been concerneded”
by Clistostorous March 6, 2022
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Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.
How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023
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Your Concerned Mum

When Your Mum Walks into Your Room, Catching You watching Porn And Is deeply Concerned.
Billy, What is That?
Its Just Hentai Mum.
Your Concerned Mum Pulls a Concerned Expression
by Some Dumb British Twat January 30, 2020
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narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder

A person who believes that they are better then others, but also believe that they are also the worst at everything.
Yeah I think that I have NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder) .

Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).
by The Goat 16 December 14, 2021
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deeply concerned

This phrase is used to express concern about the situation, to sympathize, but in fact you do not care and you are not going to do anything to solve the problem.
The World Health Organization (WHO) is deeply concerned for the health of the people of Ukraine in the escalating crisis.

WHO is deeply concerned about the unfolding humanitarian emergency in Ukraine
by Sotni May 22, 2022
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Cuddle and Converse

Cuddle and Converse (#candc #candclifestyle) is the older peoples version to Netflix and Cuddle. This is when there's you are engaged mentally and physically without the intimacy. Getting to be within deep thought and expression in the most vulnerable ways possible with sufficient other.
Kelzuncut: Wanna watch Money and Violence and hang?

McFlyy: Nah, let's just cuddle and converse instead today was a long day.

Kelzuncut: Ok, I'm always down for from #candc time.
by HartlessMcFlyy November 4, 2015
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connected minds (cm)

have a freaky moment with someone close to you where you say the exact thing at the same time or are thinking the same thing at the same time
gab: omg i hate that girls ugly shirt
asha: omg ew connected minds (cm) i was just about to say that
by daduckhunter October 14, 2009
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