Golden Cone

When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.

Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.

by MelonWorm November 17, 2013

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wigger cone

A soft-serve vanilla ice cream cone covered with black sprinkles.

"Yes, I'd like a wigger cone please, with some extra bling on the side."

"I'd request to some dreads with those black sprinkles...what? You <i>can't do that</i>???!!! What kind of wigger ice cream store are you?!!! *explodes*

by Miss Girl September 27, 2006

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icecreame cone

The act of inserting a penis in the auditory canal then filling the ear with cum.

After i ejaculated in her ear lastnight, it looked just like an icecreame cone.

by kmedic October 20, 2007

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Ass-Cone

1. Reversed order of a heart emoticon,the Cone-Ass.( <3 )
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )

2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.

3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.

1. I meant to send my girlfriend a heart on msn,but I accidentally sent her an Ass-Cone.

2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"

3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"

"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"

"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."

by Calexanderh July 20, 2011

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