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Morning Congestion

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.
This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.
by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019
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immaculate conception

An excuse for cheating you can only use once every few thousand years.
Mary swears she wasnt stepping out on Joseph, the child was a miracle birth! It was immaculate conception, not your cousin Tony!
by Another Apostle March 20, 2009
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dude brah contest

A challenge between dude brahs for who can use the most dudes and brahs in one sentence.
"Yo Brah! I was like duuude, braahhhh!"
"Dude."

"Dude, I touched this chick's brah man!"
"Dude! You are my Brah, Dude!"
by Let-The-Surf-Shine-In April 14, 2004
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pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of
Liberal Conservative
Goth Prep
Pro-life Pro-Choice
Religion Atheist
ad nauseum in aeternum
by mandingoe June 8, 2004
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concentration

The act or process of concentrating, especially the fixing of close, undivided attention.
If you have great powers of concentration , that means you're able to focus all your attention on the matter at hand.
by Mariendra March 11, 2014
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Concert hangover

The feeling of soreness and exhaustion that ensue the day after attending a very rowdy concert. Accompanied by the feeling like you've been kicked in the head...and then remembering you actually were.
Man, I have the worst concert hangover after moshing last night!
by Rai22 May 13, 2010
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Concerta

A methylphenidate used in treatment for ADHD. When diagnosed and consenting to meds, you go on a drug trial to figure out which dosage is best for you. Concerta XL 18mg-27mg-36mg-54mg-72mg, and if none work, Docs should prescribe another medication. Lemme tell you, the smaller doses aren't as effective if your brain is more fucked up.

I started feeling the side effects more at 36mg, and at 54mg my eyes started burning and shit started becoming blurry. Felt like I couldn't read a motherfucking number plate.

Anyway, your heart rate becomes fucked. Increases to some stupid number. Boy, i was a normal 70 bpm before and on 72mg i'm at roughly 109. Be prepared to feel anxious, agitated, and lose your appetite.

That's the shitty side though.

Your concentration does improve if you're on the right dose, and you actually don't want to procrastinate as much anymore. I'm sure you'll be able to talk in actual sentences too and stop feeling like a damn numpty whenever you try to explain something.
Need to take my concerta before my lecture, otherwise i won't understand a damn thing.
by ik shit March 31, 2016
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