An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.
Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009
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The teachers or people in control of the computer lab that limit and restrict what you bring into the lab and what you do in the lab. They also think they are real teachers and think they are better than everyone.
The computer nazi wouldn't let me do my schoolwork because they thought i was going to use instant messaging
by dabears954 September 21, 2005
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by collegekid1 October 27, 2004
Get the computer geek mug.A friendly multicultural gathering where guests are encouraged to dress as ghetto African Americans. The intend of the event is to raise awareness of oppression blacks undergo in Compton.
It is usually held mid February, since February marks a very important month in American society. No, i'm not referring to Valentines day or Presidents day. I'm talking about Black History month.
Dress code for males: Rockin Jersey's, stuntin' up in ya White T (XXXL smallest size acceptable), anything FUBU, Ecko, Rockawear, High/low top Jordans or Dunks, Chains, Jorts, stunner shades, 59 50 hats, Tats, etc.
Females are encouraged to wear gold teeth, start fights and drama, and wear cheap clothes - they consider Baby Phat to be high class and expensive couture. They also have short, nappy hair, and usually wear cheap weave, usually in bad colors, such as purple or bright red. They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and waving their finger in your face.
The cuisine at a Compton Cookout consists of 40's, Kegs of Natty, dat Purple Drank (which is made up of sugar, water, and the color purple), chicken, coolade, and of course Watermelon.
It is usually held mid February, since February marks a very important month in American society. No, i'm not referring to Valentines day or Presidents day. I'm talking about Black History month.
Dress code for males: Rockin Jersey's, stuntin' up in ya White T (XXXL smallest size acceptable), anything FUBU, Ecko, Rockawear, High/low top Jordans or Dunks, Chains, Jorts, stunner shades, 59 50 hats, Tats, etc.
Females are encouraged to wear gold teeth, start fights and drama, and wear cheap clothes - they consider Baby Phat to be high class and expensive couture. They also have short, nappy hair, and usually wear cheap weave, usually in bad colors, such as purple or bright red. They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and waving their finger in your face.
The cuisine at a Compton Cookout consists of 40's, Kegs of Natty, dat Purple Drank (which is made up of sugar, water, and the color purple), chicken, coolade, and of course Watermelon.
Jacob: What will you be wearing to the Compton Cookout?
Mark: niggah all ahh need is me a white tee and i'm gud.
Mark: niggah all ahh need is me a white tee and i'm gud.
by PsFlLr February 22, 2010
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*Computer garble*
*Computer garble*
by Gamblor October 23, 2004
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