lack of comprehension

One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...

NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"

Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement

NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath

Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy

Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension

NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life

by thecairvoyant June 6, 2007

Compare people

A dumbass shit application on facebook with questions like who's hotter, whos more popular, who's uglier, who's more of a nerd. Nobody is saying im bad n stuff but I hate those type of questions. Whoever the developer is needs to die.

*person on compare people*

Dumbass 10 year old girl: Hmmm who would rather win in a fight Mike or Jeff? I'm gonna vote for Jeff because he looks better and is more popular when clearly mike has way more muscles than him and could beat him up.

Me: Fuck compare people *middle finger*

by fuck compare people August 9, 2009

comere

Something Coach Curley says when you get pulled out of a basketball game

Get your water and comere.

by DirtyDan1281 March 20, 2017

compressed

They look like a normal person, but if someone just pushed them down, and they never got up. Their proportions are COMPLETELY off.

That girl thinks she's thicc, but she's just compressed.

by IMNOTCOMPRESSED June 1, 2018

penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.

He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

comprende

understand in spanish.

no comprende is i dont understand

no comprende--> i dont understand

by RachaelS September 18, 2006

Candlyand Compendium

This is a very complex explanation so bear with me if you decide to read it. First off few souls have ever heard of or experienced this vile act. The Candy land Compendium is a collection of sexual acts committed in succession to generate the final effect of the sexual partner looking as though they are covered in candy. It usually starts off with a black male candy cock with an abnormally large licorice stick, finding a really delectable candy crotch of the Indian race. He then takes her out for an Ice cream cone and bone. During the bone session is when the real oddities begin. She starts off with a gumjob and a sundae special for approximately 4 minutes. Things begin to get interesting with the Strawberry Sanchez with sprinkles along with a candy apple steamer which will take another 4 minutes. The male should not use all of his shit in the candy apple steamer because he will need a lot of it for the events to come. The female shall then proceed to insert a family size snickers bar into her vagina to execute a Candy cunt fucker. With his leftover shit he will does his best to complete the difficult Chocolate Anal Cone, Chocolate bandit mask, chocolate brownie a la mode. If does not have enough shit which most people will not, he can use a previously made stash which will of course be micro- waved before application. If he forgets to make a stash there is always the backup option of asking for the female’s excrement. On the occasion that they even have excess shit after these events it is always good to finish off with a fudge brownie explosion to reach the highest orgasmic state. The partners can then enjoy a combination of caramel bubbles and cookie monster surprise. To end in stylish and flamboyant fashion, they will both will dress up in piñata outfits and fill each others piñata suits with as much candy as possible. Then they will beat each other with wooden bats until their piñata suits break or they die. If one person dies the living person must pour chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and m and m’s over the dead person’s body and eat all their candy and the person they killed.

kid: Hey dad I was wondering if candy land is a real place.

Dad: Yes son, but it's a bad place. Your mother died there from an unexpected Candlyand Compendium.

by Wilmot West February 23, 2008