Comeyed

When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.

Dude what's wrong, did you get Munsoned in the middle of nowhere? Naw man, I got Comeyed on Twitter 10 minutes ago.

by 1iJax May 10, 2017

Comey Gate

A Trump screw up

Trump once again is in a Comey Gate.

by Pimpes Cupington May 14, 2017

Comped

When you actually have something to bring to the table, a collateral, something of a trade-like-manner, to get Amenities at Party or Nightclub, things of monetary, value for free.

"Hey Dan, do you think you get me comped on Thursday and Friday?.....Like 12:00?"
"Kelsy are you bringing me a party of 7 or more, to reserve a table? No?"
"I'm sorry Kelsey, I won't be able to comp you!"

by will the flash April 17, 2019

Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.

Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place

by Peeeeeeeee nuyuuuuut October 10, 2018

dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.

Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through

by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018

ugly sister competition

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.

"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)

by Roka_73 January 21, 2009

competetive

An idiots way of saying "competitive".

"Do they play on a competetive level?"
"Yeah, and it's competitive."
Yes, the correcting guy ate too many carrots.

by P4azz August 30, 2013