Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023

Cocaisionally

1. When one partakes in cocaine not regularly, but only on occasion.

2. A portmanteau of the words cocaine and occasionally.

Friend A: Hey man, you want some blow?
Friend B: No thanks bro, I only do it cocaisionally...

by Yummers123 July 17, 2024

Communion bread

Commonly used by spanish speakers that speak English, it is referred to as the literal translation of "¡hostia!" (keep in mind that it is referring to the expression for suprise and not the host itself). You can use it in basically almost situation where you want to express suprise, admiration or anger. You can also put the word uncle in to give it more of a spanish authenticity.

1. Communion bread!!!! Carlos!! I haven't seen you in so long.
2. Communion bread bitch uncle!!! I been stuck on this one question for an hour and I still can't solve it, I SHIT ON EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
3. Communion bread!!! Ana got the highest grade in the exam, my móm!!! she's amazing, is just that I'm flipping uncle.
4. communion bread, did you not understand anything?

by Reaper_kingXZ April 5, 2024

Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Comission

A word used by online artists when using a pre-drawn template/animation that can be filled in with any fictional/nonfictional character.

A term used by furry/anthro/yiff artists too often and the OG definition has since become tied to the online furry community.

Twitter:
"Comission for (User) featuring (X)"

by Insurrect3023 January 26, 2026

cummission

A cut of da ejaculated man-milk dat da chick who hooked up a hot-in-da-crotch stud wif a second chick receives for said favor.

If da horny guy uses a condom during his hot 'n' heavy intercourse session wif da gal whom his female collaborator found for him, then dolling out said helper-hottie's "cummission" --- i.e., da proportion of his load dat he'd agreed to give her as a reward for her finding said "willing" vagina-equipped human for him --- would be comparatively easy, since said creamy babymaking-juice would have been neatly collected in an readily-accessible container, and so da trio could easily divide it up by simply squeezing out da appropriate portion of ejaculate from said latex sleeve and give it to said fellow-chick-procuring advocate.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

digital communion

An electronic form of communication, involving the use of the hand (digits), and number coded electronic "words" or digits (0,1). Cell phones with key pads and keyboard computers use this method to transfer thought words into cyberspace and then back to the intended recipient, thus communion or sharing of intellect.

I guess I will get on My Space and have digital communion with someone that I don't even know.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008