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cold joke

In China, a joke that funny by virtue of being not actually funny at all. The name comes from the fact that when one hears a cold joke, he shivers in terror instead of laughing because the joke is so bad. From Mandarin Chinese, "leng xiao hua."
An example of a cold joke: "There was a hide and seek club at my high school. The president still hasn't been found."
by powpow April 20, 2007
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Stone Cold Crazy

An all-time favorite superb frantic rocker from Queen on their third album 'Sheer Heart Attack' (1974). It was the first song written by all four members of the band after John Deacon completed their line-up in 1972. It has pounding guitars and strong vocals with some awesome energy, almost frenetic enough to be classified as proto-punk. It transcends time and genre and is by far one of the best rock songs in history that Metallica later covered and earned a Grammy award for best heavy metal performance in 1991.
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cold on the cob

British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.
Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.
by Ironslide July 8, 2010
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cold cocked

I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.
by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008
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cold one

Another name for vampires(a name given to them because of their unhumanly cold skin)
The cold one sucked the blood of his victim.
by MichaelPietrzykowski December 21, 2008
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Cold Mcdonalds

It's an Ice-T slogan....When something is awful, he calls it Cold McDonalds because what's worse than cold mcdonalds?
I was at a party last night, and that party was cold mcdonalds
by ms. o'hara May 27, 2011
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Cold Spring Harbor

kids that are extremely preppy and wealthy. many hot girls and guys. CSHHS is the high school to be. It's a public school, yet a private school
by anonymous December 19, 2004
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