new classic

Something that has recently come out and has potential to a classic after a few years in its area of interest.

" Have you heard that new Cozy Tapes album from A$AP Mob?"
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"

"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."

by Y'all know what it is April 19, 2018

Classic Rudy

When your friend does/says something so inexplicably stupid the only available response is "Classic Rudy" *said whilst sighing*.

"Did you hear john wrote an email to the council complaining about tier 2 lockdown, Classic Rudy."

by positively decent October 15, 2020

Classical Guitar

The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.

Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.

Person 1: Classical Guitar
Everyone: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 6, 2023

Ian Classic

Saying you have a girlfriend but she doesn't even live in the same continent.

Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.

by Saccccrrrrdddd October 10, 2021

Classic AF

Workplace appropriate version of "classic as fuck"

Belinda: Grant is totally grinding my gears, they should fire his ass!

Graeme: Classic AF

Mel: Boo Yah!

by Tiphphan-e December 26, 2011

classic whovian

Fans of the older generation of Doctor Who, starting from the 1st Doctor to the 8th Doctor.

George: ....Why is he wearing a trench coat with a long scarf? *Points at John*
Alice: Oh, he's a Classic Whovian!
George: Who?
Alice: Doctor Who; He's a fan of the 4th Doctor, Tom Baker.
John: Want a jelly baby?

by Speedygal December 10, 2013

Zdubbb classic

The act of throwing a big pot or healing item at your enemies in Fortnite

Zach: I’m so dead (proceeds to button mash and accidentally throws a shield pot at enemy player)

Mikey: not the zdubbb classic lol

by TurtleTavern January 9, 2023