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monkey-chomping

The excessive lip smacking and/or noises made while a minority is eating
Hey Larry, I can hear that Jiggaboo monkey-chomping over there!
by IH8Libs November 4, 2021
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Pimp Chimping

A combination of just chilling and giving no fucks whatsoever
by Pimp chimping November 30, 2022
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pope chimping

Guy.1 Me and the boys where so high last night

Guy.2 you guys where pope chimping

Guy.1 indeed we where
by Half an half December 16, 2023
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Active Chumming

When a fisherman is performing intercourse with their spouse and spontaneous vomits. This creates chum which can be used later in the day. Human discharge may also be added to said chum
“I decided that me and (spouse) should do some active chumming and now we’ve got a years worth of supply!”
by Floppy Taco February 19, 2024
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Social Clumping

A social clumping refers to people's tendency to clump in groups. This may be tied back to our evolution, in which staying in groups or tribes was necessary for survival.
"It's so weird Gavin, every morning you and your friends make a clump! I've decided to call it social clumping"

"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"
by vcgardenia November 21, 2024
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Champ (or Champing)

There are essentially two meanings to doing the Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).

1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.

2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.
1) Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!

2) The person Champing: "Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on earth is because they fall off the earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"
by FinanceMan April 15, 2019
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