chronic indecision 

A constantly reoccurring or persistent inability to make up one's mind; perpetual doubt concerning two or more possible alternatives or courses of action.

"He missed out on so many opportunities due to his chronic indecision"

chronic indecision by srg47 December 29, 2007

Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF) 

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.

DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....

Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF) by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005

Chronic-mong-syndrome

my youtube channel name and a strange way to clamp people :P

Guy1: hey your a gimp
Guy2 (me) : well you have chronic-mong-syndrome
Guy1:..wtf

Chronic-mong-syndrome by i is raj cunt June 9, 2011

chronic scroll

a joint

yo wigga light up that chronic scroll real quick

ay, pass that chronic scroll

Yo man, i got a job at the pharmacy makin' chronic scrolls

chronic scroll by sneakyt June 17, 2014

chronic hemorrhoids

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt

Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(

chronic hemorrhoids by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017

Chronic Ebola 

When you have caught a case of Ebola but 10 times worse

Oh no , hell to the no I have bronchitis ain't no body got time for that shit I fucking have chronic Ebola . oh bitch no!!! They kicked me off my flight for this shit - twaimz

Chronic Ebola by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017

Chronic virginitis 

The condition of being so beta that even when a women wants to have sex with you, you find a way to ruin it.

Yet again another anime protagonist who suffers from Chronic Virginitis.

Chronic virginitis by alaric11 January 26, 2018