by Franklin Barnaby February 1, 2005
Get the house chimpmug. When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.
Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007
Get the chimp dancemug. 1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.
2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.
2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.
That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...
by sgtmeekly January 17, 2011
Get the Fuck Chimpmug. by Jimmy Horse April 27, 2006
Get the Whore Chimpmug. during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the participants performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces
Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."
by Manuel Eagles December 28, 2011
Get the chimp clapmug. a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!
by islander time July 2, 2010
Get the chimp dickmug. 