house chimp

Yet another derogatory way to describe a person of African American backround.
"When it gets cold, those porch monkeys turn in to house chimps."
by Franklin Barnaby February 02, 2005
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chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.
Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007
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Fuck Chimp

1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.

2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.
That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...
by sgtmeekly January 16, 2011
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Whore Chimp

A Chimp involved in the Prostitution business.
"That Gorilla is such A Whore Chimp!"
"I no!"
by Jimmy Horse April 12, 2006
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chimp clap

during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the participants performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces
Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."
by Manuel Eagles December 25, 2011
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chimp dick

a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!
jeez stacy said bill got chimp dick, it's so small!
by islander time June 28, 2010
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