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flaming chimney

The sexual act in which the masculine partner lights his partner's vagina on fire with a lighter at any time while performing anal sex.
After a pathetic doggy style session with emily, todd decided to ram her up the ass whilst secretly lighting her pussy on fire.
by spartan117 February 1, 2005
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skinny chimney

A slightly tight-fitting Welly Top
by Anthony Maxwell April 25, 2003
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chimney sweeper

to have sex with someone to uhhh sweep the girl's chimney

also see: backyard chiney sweeping
usu. said with english accent
Ewwww you chimney sweeped that 300 pound lady over there, you dirty little chimney sweeper!
by mikewilliam moganoss May 5, 2004
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Santa's Chimney Dilema

Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.
Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.
by Andy K September 15, 2006
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chimney

saM go chimney and chimp
by Lope a dope January 12, 2009
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chimney fart

The act of obtaining a fireplace bellow and placing inside ones asshole. Then having a spotter pump clean air in the anus to transform the clean air into a false fart. Now with the man filled with fake poop air, he is free to fart wherever and whenever he pleases.
After Frank farted on me i wanted to get him back. After failing to fart on him i decided to enlist the help of my brother in order to perform a chimney fart on Franks dirty jew face.
by Jared and Josh July 23, 2010
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San Diego chimney

The sexual act in where the male smokes a cigarette, cigar, ect. and uses the females vagina as an ash tray until the object being smoked is completely gone. With the ashes still in the females vagina, the male fucks her as hard as he possibly can.
Guilanna got pissed last night because her pussy got burnt when we were doing the San Diego chimney.
by the cafeteria February 4, 2010
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