Chief Barking Spider

"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.

It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.

Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.

Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?

by Shackle April 2, 2010

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Chief Moment

Cock Blocking oneself when the situation is 100% guaranteed.

I had a chief moment last night. I drove a girl home and she invited me in for coffee and I said I didn't like coffee.

by BIS September 16, 2012

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The individual in every organization that is most concerned by what is for lunch. He/She does not order lunch. But must have lunch. Always. Even when it is dinner.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.

One hour after lunch, my Chief Sandwich Officer explained he was hungry. Being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. This both quieted his hunger and insured I had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.

by Troubled by the CSO April 8, 2015

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chieffin

The action of smokin hella marijuana.

You can't hang with them those boys be chieffin!

by Momoney23914 March 20, 2016

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chief the hog

To go home with the BBW in the group and fuck them.

To hog the heavy.

Friend: Yo Tyler, what happened to you last night? That big girl was super aggressive into you and you just disappeared. Did you go home with her?

Tyler: Yeah dude. I chiefed the hog.

Friend: Chief the hog?!

Tyler: ~...~

by erodut January 31, 2019

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