the emeril chef is where you are doing a girl from behind. when you are about to cum pull out and spit on her back. mean while finish up in your hand. when she turns around throw the load in her face saying "bam!!". in remeberance of the true eneril chef.
by big dady June 12, 2007

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.
Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!
by Red C November 27, 2015

by Mike Bombeezy June 26, 2006

Chef Brian "ahh correspondence. the kittens of my bone marrow are pleased. Inside we hope for snails or the shattered dreams of dinner rolls."
by THIS IS SPAR-TA' February 9, 2010

by 850 Commando October 2, 2009

by Nateraide March 22, 2013
