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Twentieth Century Blues

When you want to get DOWN to some jazz but you ain't got Spotify Premium so you gotta wait for that good shit on your playlist.
"Damn man, it's a shame I can't get down tonight. I've got some Twentieth Century Blues."
by FranzFerdinand1914 January 14, 2020
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Centuries of tradition

Oh being held comically hostage by a reality monster that till burn your souls forever if you do a book wrong...
Hym "And held further hostage by the literal people burning cosmic slaves of the reality monster.... That's the centuries of tradition... Do what I tell you or I'll burn you alive and the a mad Jim Jaspers type is going to burn you forever after I burn you... That's the tradition. But we stopped burning you though guys! We stopped burning you (the creature is still going to burn you) but now we just cannibalize you in abstraction guys.. We're fine now..."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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21st century poet

A nerdacious attempt to spit bars whilst their vocabulary is most likely limited to irrational numbers, functions, binary/hex etc. Their verses are either simple with no thematic value or ten tiers beyond humility, the typical result of logic dominant brain activity. Bars barely rhyme, but on the dime.
"Do you like nerds?"
"It's the shit, kids releasing their grip on ordinary satchels of sherbet and that jank jaw dropped in awe"
"mate, you're a 21st Century Poet"
by DaRealBdizzle September 24, 2016
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21st Century Caligula

Nickname for Joe Biden

see also: Robert Peters, Pedo Pete, The Big Guy, Sleepy Joe, Traitor Joe, and Brandon
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 23, 2023
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century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020
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Twentieth century fox

by Ziyaadjam December 22, 2022
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