cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Cattlefug

A way of expressing frustration ir anger.

‘Cattlefug!’ Yelled dad after he stubbed his toe.

by DragoberryWords June 10, 2022

Cartledge

A person of great power, not to trifled with, one who could destroy you in one punch if you so much as buy them a video game, and I'm not talking about taco salad.

Dem cartledge people are calling it an aeroplane.

by catfighter August 8, 2022

Catted

When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.

Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.

Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!

by Brook Byrnes January 29, 2023

cattle drapes

Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.

Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.

You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.

by Miss. Behave & WayOutWestes August 29, 2023

Cattlewallen

Cattlewallen is when a group of over weight middle aged women go to the bar to get drunk, sing Karaoke, and dance on the weekends..

"Hey Girl let's go down to the bar and go Cattlewallen this weekend"

by Ben Dejo 248 October 20, 2023

Cattlebruiser

One who bruises the cattle.

-Damn dude, I got so drunk last night and picked up some hookers yesterday, then fought them.
-You're such a cattlebruiser!

by Marinad March 30, 2024