Midland Casting Company

a fake casting company set up in the midlands by some student bums. - Andy,Liam,Neil,Craig

"that midland casting company is shit"

"I still aint got no fucking job thats to those midland cunts'

by Craig McA December 15, 2008

Mast Cast

Like a wank bank for dudes, the Mast Cast is girl's list of hot dudes she thinks about when pleasuring herself.

Girl 1: Ugh, another Valentines Day alone!
Girl 2: Sounds like a great night in with your mast cast. Who's your number 1?
Girl 1: Oh, Ryan Gosling, obvs! I just play that scene from the Notebook over and over again and I get off in no time.

by TrashyRomance February 22, 2013

meat cast

A term used in reference to safe sex or the use of a condom.

Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."

by KellyCakes22 January 22, 2014

the lie is cast

A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".

Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?

Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.

by maximthemagnificent May 1, 2014

rough casting

When you have explosive dihorrea which covers (rough casts) the loo in a splatter pattern.

I know I had a hot curry last night as this morning I was rough casting the pan.

by Devious Kreek July 23, 2015

Casted

When your secrets or issues are exposed by someone in front of people

They casted John yesterday. We found out he was the one that stole the shoes

by Sultan Jack July 21, 2020

caste-ism

Judging people by the level of education their job requires; in contrast to judging people by the level of inherited wealth in their family.

Caste-ism exists in contrast to classism; which judges people solely based on their mode-of production.

Classism has its ontology in the patriarch whereas caste-ism originates from matrifocal and/or matrilineal cultures.

by zanderfin August 21, 2020