Wet Carrot 

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after their looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.

"She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot."

"FUCK THAT WET CARROT!"

Wet Carrot by wass clayton October 11, 2008

baby carrot syndrome 

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

baby carrot syndrome by Imagine that October 5, 2016

carrot frigging 

Frigging one self or being frigged by another with a carrot in the vagina or anus

Steve finished too soon so sally treated herself to some carrot frigging for another ten minutes

carrot frigging by Thomas Francis April 24, 2007

Carrotslide 

In popular culture a 'Carrotslide' is defined as a 'Memorable or good moment, object, dish or achievement involving carrots'. It was popularized in the late 2010's by the Melbourne Carrot Man, a local celebrity.

Damn, that carrot cake was such a Carrotslide

Carrotslide by thecarrotman September 20, 2023

Carrot Topped 

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

Carrot Topped by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

Carrot in the peach 

When a lady loves a man in a very special way (with a strap on in the ass)

"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"

Carrot in the peach by saydalaide October 7, 2011

Carrot Bagging 

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.

Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.

Carrot Bagging by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015