Campe Diem

A parody of "Carpe Diem", Campe Diem is a word that was created in a Youtube show called "Camp Camp".

Phil: Campe Diem everyone!
Mark: Don't you mean Carpe Diem?
Phil: No, Mark. No I did not.

by SodaIsHigh May 2, 2022

plane camper

One who performs the deplorable act of sitting on a runway waiting for a aircraft to spawn in the game Battlefield 1942 and Desert Combat.

d00d1: hehe

teamplayer: d00d1! get teh fuck of da runway you plane camper, we need flags and your just sitting there!

d00d1: fuq j00!

teamplayer: OMG, Admin plz kick this littl cunt!

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

bathroom camper

A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.

If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010

Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019

Meagan Camper

Meagan Jane Camper is an American model born on May 2nd 1989 in Carrollton, Ohio. She is mostly known for dating Pete Wentz, from Fall Out Boy. She has modeled for several brands, including American Eagle and Urban Planet, back in 2010-2012. She is the mother of Saint Lazlo Wentz (6) and Marvel Jane Wentz (3). She also takes care of her step-son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz (12). She is an amazing person, with a good heart and personality. She also is insanely beautiful!

Meagan Camper is who I aspire to be in the future! I love her <3

by majuliabm May 30, 2021

happy camper

A happy person. More often it seems to be used with "not" to describe unhappiness. It has been in usage for at least 10 years now, where or how it was originated is currently unknown.

"That man who just got rear ended in the car accident does not look like a happy camper!"

by BeckyJeanL October 7, 2005

carpetglitz

When a girl makes her snatch all sparkly and shiny with glitter and rhinestones.

Katy has perfected the art of carpetglitz. Her snizz is all shiny and what not.

by 1n1usaf May 2, 2011