Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.

"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".

by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018

Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.

"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"

by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023

carp slap

Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.

I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.

by WordBitch October 15, 2008

Carp

A trending topic from twitter on December 19th 2020 that swallowed users news feeds

I woke up and there was nothing but carp

by WhiteDeinosuchus December 19, 2020

polly carp

A man named after a bikini brand

What's that guy's name? Oh yeah Polly Carp, isn't it a bikini brand too?

by nemo732 February 20, 2022

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

Carpe Grammer

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.

Often used at the end of said speach.

Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*

by Uriah heep January 9, 2009