Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.
by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009
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by Pealy Francisco May 12, 2006
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Example: "I wanted to be the swag captain of the football team, but our quarterback has much more swag than me."
Example: "When we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit."
Example: "When we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit."
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Josh: "What you doin man?"
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.
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