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hairy candle

When you cum into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.

This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.
My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.
by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008
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Cum Candle

Instead of using shitty febreeze, try out cum candle.
First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.
Nick: Ashley's cumming over soon and my house smells like dog feces and gingers.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.
by Papa's Penis December 15, 2010
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candle maker

A person who puts their own cum into candles to make them better
Jake Colman
Jake Colman is such a candle maker with amanda brown
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
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Roman Candle

When you get a blow job while the other person has pop rocks in their mouth.
Why are you buying pop rocks?
I'm going to give that guy a roman candle.
blow job
pop rocks
by JPK and AWS October 7, 2010
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dutch candle

a sex act during which a woman farts in the direction of a males genitalia as he 'peaks', thus blowing out the 'candle' (normally in the direction of the males face)
bloke 1: my girlfriend is getting too experimental, she wanted to dutch candle me last night

bloke 2: Wtf

bloke 3: that's awesome

bloke 1 + 2 stare at bloke 3
by Johnnytotal August 7, 2006
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Candlestick

An obstacle for jack
by Jurq23 March 4, 2009
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candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced
I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled
by Adam October 5, 2004
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