camdon

A blue hooded male. Last seen wearing long khakis and a dildo hat. People named Camdon have a weird freaky obsession with unicorn butt sex, and rainbow titties.

Man #1: "Dude, have you seen Camdon's computer backdrop?!"
Man #2: "No, man what is it?"
Man #1: "ITS A UNICORN WITH A DILDO!"

by TrumpIsSoHotOML August 17, 2016

calmong

A state of randomness and disaray. When things are not going as they should it is a state of calmong.

The date with Terra was a complete calmong.

by Anni April 5, 2004

cafonitary

1. A supervisor of personnel. A cafonitary has all the responsibilities of a supervisor but is allowed none of the authority to enforce that supervision. 2. A figurehead. 3. Very Junior NCO. 4. Lance Sergeant. 5. Acting Corporal.

To a suboordinate: I'm the Cafonitary here. You will report to me...if you want...s'up to you...no pressure...

by balls104 April 21, 2008

Camofag

A soldier who applies camoflauge paint to equipment which does not aid in the concealment of the soldier.

Lt. Nutsack spray painted his nalgene bottle and his watch! What a camofag!

by Matthew Locke November 2, 2015

camo bundle

A large assortment of layered shirts either worn by a young tomboy, teen with gynocemastia, or FtM in an attempt to hide their developing breasts.

Usually worn when sports bras don't do the job-or are too uncomfortable-and they can't afford other alternatives. Unfortunately, this usually makes the wearer look incredibly sloppy.

Example 1: Erica's little sister started to wear a camo bundle every day ever since she became a preteen.

Example 2: Since Sam was only 13, he couldn't possibly afford a proper chest binder, so he used a camo bundle to hide his chest.

by Dr. Sigh September 21, 2016

camo season

An excuse to wear some ugly ass camo sweatsuits.
Also used to show how little fucks a person can give.

(it's especially effective if you yell it in a Scottish accent)

Calvin gives no fucks when y'all make fun of him cause he knows IT'S CAMO SEASONNNNN!!
Is it camo season yet?
Adam's girlfriend does not approve of his camo season outfits.

camo no fucks

by Ts4eves August 10, 2016

camofo

Short for "camera action motherfucker".

Used when you capture some great video footage.

"Check out this camofo!", "Dude, film this and it'll be some epic camofo"
"Show me the camofo"

by donwoz July 26, 2016