Celliear Clutch

(Verb) The act of gripping something so hard that you mispronounce the word cellular.

-I came so hard I Celliear Clutched like a Gogurt tube.

-What?

by Flimbob13 January 4, 2022

cluttermeleon

A person who's desk is always in a state of disarray due to ineffecient work habits, resulting in piles of paperwork on the desk

Lynn, is a real cluttermeleon, her desk looks like a tornado went through and destroyed it.

by Dale July 21, 2003

clutchmaster

The last possible act to surprise everyone in an big way

Who brought the blunt, they are such a clutchmaster.

by ItalianPartyGuy December 18, 2008

clutchnificent

(adj.) The best word to describe someone who is great, or has done something great or has affected countless people in a positive manner.

A truly great guy with a great sense of humor and brilliant originality, yet tends to have a short fuse when the pressure is on, which at some times may seem dangerous, but this is a great person to have on your side when the proverbial chips are down.

Can be used prelude to the phrase "flawless victory."

"the way he rides that gsx-r 750 is beyond my comprehension...he is simply clutchnificent."

"when his pants fell to the ground the glowing gold aura that eminated from his bathing suit area left me awestruck, it was sheer clutchnificence"

Ebonic usage: "son is straight up clutchnificent...yo..."

by Curt Clutch September 10, 2010

Clutch foot syndrome

The tremor or involuntary quivering of your clutch foot (when you are driving stick ) and you just had a near-miss of an accident or you are being pulled off by a cop and you have drugs in your trunk or on your person. It is coursed by fear.

Druggie 1: Calm down man, you will get us busted

Driver druggie: I am calm!

Druggie 1: Oh yeah? then why is your leg bouncing up and down? You are scared man! you have clutch foot syndrome!

by Fuckingsayitlikeitis March 1, 2011

Clutch Modelo

-May also be used without the O, pronounced "clutch mo-dell"-

1: A can or bottle of Modelo beer purchased to complement any other alcoholic beverage with the intent of the Modelo being your back-up in case you run out of alcohol.

2: A response to the action of someone being "clutch", or performing under pressure when being heavily relied upon.

"I bought this 6-pack of beer along with a clutch modelo."

person 1: "Yo I was able to get you a ticket to the sold-out Rusko show in the last minute"

person 2: "Clutch Mo-dell"

by Arnold Mazola March 3, 2011

cluture

Elegant and wealthy men and women.

look at that cluture, they sure know how to dress.

by chasingwealth July 1, 2021