Can i get a ride

Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head

if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank

by Korn911 April 20, 2005

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i can

I want you in my life

There is no way i can let you go

by Krkič July 07, 2020

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can I go to my friend's house...hehe

I'm gonna fuck or do dumb shit

can I go to my friend's house...hehe (I'm gonna fuck she is so hot ffffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk).

by jhared 19 January 18, 2021

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can i shit in your kitchen sink

"can i shit in your kitchen sink" is a term used for

the request of having hardcore gay furry sex

Erin: Yo wassup bro
Jake: Hey man wassup
Erin: Can i ask you a question
Jake: Sure thing
Erin: can I shit in your kitchen sink
Jake: WTF
Erin: wait you dont know what it means
Jake: Hell no
Erin: Search it up

by Erin Hasho August 10, 2021

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Can I get a witness

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

by Long Johns August 24, 2013

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