Poopy buttcrack

A Poopy buttcrack is when you park your bark and unload your timber, a little flies up your crack and you don’t wipe it.

Jacob had poo in his crack and he forgot to wip now he has a Poopy buttcrack.

by I like poo poo it tastes yummy June 10, 2022

Middle of buttfuck

A place in the middle of nowhere you don't want to stay too long

A rural area were you might get killed

Person 1: We should call Sharon for help
Person 2: We are not lost Hannah!
Person 1: Jeremy, we are in the middle of buttfuck North Carolina, I do not plan on getting shot and thrown in a ditch by a bunch of hillbillies!

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

Buttfuck a baby duck

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.

That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.

by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009

Buttchucker

- noun

Buttchuckers (or Buttstompers) are ranked with snot rockets, loogies, and dog owners who are derelict in their pooper scooper duties.

Buttchuckers throw their cigarettes out the window while driving because they are too lazy to clean the ashtray conveniently provided in their vehicles. Buttchuckers flick the fag worldwide making Earth a nastier place for us all (except in Singapore where such abuses are illegal, including “chewing-gum chucking”).

Antonym: Friends of Smokey Bear

Ah man, Buttchuckers have been here. I thought the beach would be sandy, but it's 50% cigarette butts!

by ConcealedID July 17, 2009

Buntcucket

The type of word you call someone when your parents are about.

"You're such a buntcucket"

by it'sjoeeey June 25, 2009

buttcricket

A person who repeats the same shit over and over in a monotone droning voice. Buttcrickets lack all sense of logic and reason and rely on their incessant repetition in an attempt to drill their nonsensical points into the heads of their victims. Buttcrickets have been listed on the endangered species list.

Brian kept going on and on about the Patriots like the buttcricket he really is.

by sinz0ftheflesh April 24, 2016

buttchunk

1.someone absolutely annoying, bothersome
2. A little chunk of poo with beans in it

1. OMG evan is such a buttchunk.
2. You should have seen this gross buttchunk i left in the toilet

by AaronLeechang September 12, 2007