The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.
Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.
by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 07, 2023
The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.
You're a beauty.
You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020
Something that has recently come out and has potential to a classic after a few years in its area of interest.
" Have you heard that new Cozy Tapes album from A$AP Mob?"
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"
"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"
"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."
by Y'all know what it is September 09, 2017
A very standard breakfast plate including bacon, eggs, hash browns or potatoes and toast. Most people have had this before and find it okay, but if you're a special person, you may choose to order it every time you go out to brunch.
For Amy's 40th birthday brunch we were brainstorming what you serve, but decided to stick to the classic 10 because it's her favorite.
by MrMatlock October 04, 2020
Zach: I’m so dead (proceeds to button mash and accidentally throws a shield pot at enemy player)
Mikey: not the zdubbb classic lol
Mikey: not the zdubbb classic lol
by TurtleTavern January 09, 2023
When you’re making out with a vagina’d individual and you give them an affectionate ‘lil slap on the cooch.
by Dawg87 June 25, 2023
Belinda: Grant is totally grinding my gears, they should fire his ass!
Graeme: Classic AF
Mel: Boo Yah!
Graeme: Classic AF
Mel: Boo Yah!
by Tiphphan-e December 22, 2011