elevate your baked goods

the white version of "Get your cake up."

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

by Agent Shmitty July 25, 2008

burked

It is a term in a video game when a player me-lee's when he or she doesn't mean to.

Chris and Sean are taking turns playing COD
Chris:Why the fuck did you knife when there was no one there
Sean:Sorry Chris I burked again

by burkey mcburkeburke November 6, 2010

honey baked blunt

a blunt that is rolled, then lathered with honey with your fingers. don't overdo the honey, or else it will take a long time to cook when you put it in the oven. cooking it makes the honey harden so your not trying to smoke liquid.

Yo dude, pop a honey baked blunt in the oven. I'm ready to get STONED!

by Dreadlock_Starr13 January 29, 2009

buke

When you go to burp and a little puke comes up.

*burp*
"Hey Kealy what's wrong?"
"Uhh I just buked, it tasted like spaghetti and arabitta sauce! It burned!"

by laurenandkealy May 5, 2006

baked potatoes

1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.

The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

Baked Ham

Having approved sex while under the influence of marijuana; a nickname for one, who has sex often while being high

She was baked ham after just having sex and smoking.

by xxxigotnothing December 2, 2014

baked it

The process by which one purposefully refrains from defacating, thereby allowing the poo to harden, or 'bake', thereby making it a more pleasant experience later.

John: "I was gonna take a shit earlier, but I could tell it was gonna be a wet one, so I baked it till later."

by Octagon Stav March 29, 2019