Breaking News Syndrome

The inability for some individuals to assess the entire story before bringing tidbits to the table in the form of fact.

You can't believe anything that bitch says, she's suffering from Breaking News Syndrome.

by wisconsin quinn January 14, 2009

Breaking Dawn Syndrome

An unnecessary (and usually terrible) continuation of a story that really should've ended in a previous book.

Dude, Cassandra Clare's "City of Fallen Angels" totally had Breaking Dawn Syndrome.

by lerbelfer October 16, 2011

Bradding

The act of driving from one destination to another hitting only green lights along the way

Person 1: We just finished bradding

Person 2: WOW! No wonder you got here so fast

by itsonlyarcher May 19, 2020

vadge badging

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

Did you see Ellie vadge badging us at Shakers last night?

by Wasa Bread December 17, 2008

beading

the emmission of a small drop of pre-semen at the tip of ones bell during the early stages of arousal.

"when margaret entered the drawing room in that fetching blouse, i couldn't help beading"

by Tom Pullan July 5, 2004

breadwinner

One who brings home the bread for the family, thus enabling its continued survival.

I am the breadwinner of this house, bitch.

by maad January 27, 2005

breaking dawn

The fourth book in the popular Twilight saga, and a terrible waste of money and time.

Not only did it not even compare to the quality of the first three volumes, it also mangled multiple beloved characters, lacked a climax, read like a bad fanfiction and produced possibly the worst name in existence.

It disappointed many long-time fans, and did not deserve the hype it got.

After reading Breaking Dawn, I only felt a strong urge to strangle cannibaby, (otherwise known as Reneesme Carlie Cullen) not a sense of closure.

by BlitheFratelli September 28, 2008