blasted

Really gly, torn up, messed up looking, or ruined.

"That chick was blasted. I didn't even like her. She was so ugly, but I'm still hittin' that, yo. It's all me."

by Lo Lo October 20, 2003

breasted chicken

Pressing one's exposed scrotum up against a glass door or window for others to view.

Trevor was disappointed by his pay raise, and decided to treat the board meeting to his breasted chicken.

by unit1of1 March 13, 2014

chili blasted

diarrhea of the mouth.

Talking to much

damn boy don't chili blasted me with all that info.

by Charlie T. Brown February 10, 2009

slam blasted

Making a scene about, ridiculing, blasting at someone about losing in the game of life. To deny someone or make fun of them reminding them of there failures.

Looking at only the things someone does wrong not at anything they have done right. Condemning. Judging with self righteous volume. to publicly humiliate.

He slam blasted her in the store for missing an eight hundred dollar payment even after she had already paid most of it and had given him thousands in gifts. He made a scene about it and made it sound as if she had never paid for anything at all.

by mypart November 7, 2012

bastedo bukkake

bukkake involving men in tuxedoes, and one (un)lucky lady

note: a bastedo is a tuxedo

Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.

by ^fifteen minutes^ February 8, 2005

blasted

A term used to describe something in a dreadful situation.

Today was sucha blasted day.

Oh Blasted! I lost my wallet.

OH BLASTED!

by KINGSHENCE August 1, 2009

bastedo

n. a nice looking suit.

Marty

bastedo
Bastedo

Marty: bastedo bukkake is fun!
Fred: What's that?
Marty: when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get your cock waxed by my sister.
Fred: Isn't that incest?
Marty: But if you're wearing a bastedo it's all good.

by Bastedo Bukkake February 10, 2005