Blufart

(bloo-fart) A feminine phenomena that resembles a shart. A blufart only occurs during a menstrual cycle, and with appropriate force to eject blood along with micro poop particles.

Girl 1,
"wow, I shouldn't push those too hard, it might be a blufart, and I don't have another change of panties."

by $ot$haman June 29, 2011

Bluffy

Bluffy is a term used in the diamond business to refer to a stone that looks higher in quality than it actually is.

"Jeanette's man got her a 3 carat ring- it's definitely a bluffy"

by DD4LYF May 27, 2018

Cliff Bluff

1. A bluff, as in the game of poker, about an upcoming crisis, such as the “fiscal cliff” that congress will let the country fall off of if it fails to take action on the budget.

2. A bluff on a mountain a portion of which is as vertical as a cliff.

Congressman A: “If you don’t agree to cut medicare spending by $300 Billion a year, we’re not going to raise taxes on the rich by one penny.”

Congresswoman B: “Your just making another cliff bluff. Our side will just let the tax cuts expire on everyone.”

by euphemismo November 29, 2012

Bluffin' with my muffin

The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."

by kiwiwtina February 6, 2009

Double Jew Bluff

Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.

Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"

Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"

Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.

by Little donkey April 23, 2014

bluff

To gently tap someone with the tip of your penis.

I gave julie a nice bluff to the face.

How did u take that bluff?

by Stevey wonder September 26, 2006

bluff

Contraction of 'BL'og and fl'UFF'.

A weblog filled with nonesense or discussing circumstances that are so very specific that nobody could ever benefit from reading the weblog.

Can refer to whole blog sites or to specific blog posts.

Informative: "The blog entry was exactly as Jane said, just bluff with no real value".

Sarcastic: "More bluff, as if there ever was something useful in what they post in this blogsite".

by mmmna July 31, 2009