blirt

Blirt is a birkenhead slang term for semen.
Usuaully, it is used in the ED form I.E blirted

I was just about to blirt and my mum walked in
I blirted in some chicks mouth
I blirted all over my sheets
I blirted up my GF's pussy

by Joazza August 19, 2007

Blister Piss

When you piss for longer than a minute. Mostly after you just wake up.

"I woke up this morning, and had to blister piss so bad"

by Pikajew407 September 5, 2011

Blitarted

To be so retarted you become blind to what's happening.

Eden left her Mac on the stove after cooking some Mac n Cheese, finding out that the bottom was burned. She is so blitarted.

by Anderjoseph June 25, 2016

Blistin

When something slaps or is extraordinary

“That fit is blistin bro!!!”

by flaminhot2001 November 7, 2019

booty blister

a hickey on one's ass.

"My boyfriend thinks it's cute to bite my ass, but I keep getting all these booty blisters! My butt looks like a mine field!"

"You think Mark will find out you slept with his girlfriend?"
"Shit, I want him to. I lined up some booty blisters on her in the shape of my initials."

by JustDoinWork January 4, 2010

Belgian Blintz

Two men are involved. One man excretes a shit log, immediately thereafter the two men ejaculate upon the stool, covering it completely. Then, each begins to consume the steamy stool from either side, chewing until they meet in the middle with a messy kiss.

I blintzed this dude at Scott's appartment the other night, it was totally fucked up.

by Fred Werfner July 2, 2004

Blint

Absolute knob. Vile Creature. Stupid arrogant asshole. Similar to cunt. Highly offensive word.

That guy is a blint, she's such a blint.

I mean she is so much better than Jack, he's a total blint.

by BlintH8rs February 4, 2013